Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
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I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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