last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
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230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
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He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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