what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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