Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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