She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
