I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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