What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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