I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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