Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Come share oat with me in your robe
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
