I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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