Joe is yelling at the trees again.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
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I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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