Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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