Kareoke will never be a sober sport
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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