Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I just had sex on a roof
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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