we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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