He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
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I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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