omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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