You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
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I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
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Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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