We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
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The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
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You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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