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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
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where's my purse there's an important taco in it
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
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Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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