do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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