i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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