So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
