i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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