im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
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