On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
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I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."