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I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?

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(413): I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old? http://tfl.nu/y7lt

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1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.

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(530): 1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details. http://tfl.nu/vtyc

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why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?

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(703): why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall? http://tfl.nu/4ssb

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we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.

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(410): we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us. http://tfl.nu/tnpc

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He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.

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(479): He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing. http://tfl.nu/ga3r

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I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.

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(404): I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do. http://tfl.nu/0i65

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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his

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(251): Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his http://tfl.nu/lwp2

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Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity

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(610): Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity http://tfl.nu/heka

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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT

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(804): IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT http://tfl.nu/e7uf

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She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint

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(404): She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint http://tfl.nu/mdfm

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dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.

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(412): dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes. http://tfl.nu/34tx

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I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.

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(608): I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge. http://tfl.nu/n8yp

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I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil

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(773): I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil http://tfl.nu/zlzm

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If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.

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Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!

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A cheater.

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(360): If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me. (503): Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?! (360): A cheater. http://tfl.nu/8n8b

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just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.

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(508): just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing. http://tfl.nu/syuf

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