Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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