you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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