Whats the glycemic index on semen?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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