Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
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I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
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My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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