Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
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It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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