how hairy? two words: wookie tits
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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