ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
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she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
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