Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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