Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
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I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
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Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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