help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
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it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
God, you're like boner-b-gone
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
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I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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