You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
should my penis look like a turkey
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
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Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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