So drunk its hurt
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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