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dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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