Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
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I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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