I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
In other news, I just burned my penis
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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