I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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