i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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