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i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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