Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Boobs are out for the taking
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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