she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Fuck appropriateness.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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