What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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