Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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