I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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