toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Randomize
