I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
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it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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