Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
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neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
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my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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