She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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