Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
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He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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