I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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