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You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
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Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
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Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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