he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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