Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
if i died would you start the facebook group?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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