Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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